From someone who watched more paint dry this year than the NBA – I have never been more sure of a thing in my entire life. 

We’ve got a GOAT. An Alien. A God.

This is Bird/Magic/Jesus Christ level savior shit we have going on here. The league has been bleeding. The league gets shit on. The league loses eyeballs to the MLB, loses eyeballs to the NHL, loses eyeballs to the WNBA for shits sake.

Not anymore. 

He killed the foul-merchant MVP. He killed the young up & comers, the former champs, the ‘Dawgs’. Sidebar – the Thunder’s defense sucks. Pluck any JAG off the street and tell him to swat arms and he’ll do just as good. End sidebar.

He is both the Giant and the Giant Slayer. 

And now he’s gonna put a ring on it. Book it now. Go to your nearest book and book it. Go to Barnes & Noble and book it. 

Now let’s honor Sir Charles. Let’s go on down to the desert, grab some top notch Tex-Mex, and commune with the big ole folk of San Anton. For they live in the Holy Land now. 

Kitty Kat and the Nova crew don’t stand a chance. 

Lisan al’ Gaib can’t live forever.

B